What do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

And here’s one from our very own mule, Bonjovi

Will you send us your (clean!) donkey jokes ? We’d like to see how many we can collect.

Here are a couple more we thought you might like:

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained
in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, was to
say, “Hallelujah!” The only way to make the donkey stop, was to say, “Amen!”

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher’s
instructions. “Hallelujah!” shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. “Amen!” shouted the man.
The donkey stopped immediately. “This is great!” said the man. With a “Hallelujah,” he rode off
very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading toward a cliff.
He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. “Stop,” said the man. “Halt!” he cried.
The donkey just kept going. “Oh, no… Bible!….Church!…Please Stop!!” shouted the man. The
donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff edge. Finally,
in desperation, the man said a prayer. “Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I
go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN.”

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

“HALLELUJAH!”, shouted the man.

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How do you compliment a donkey?

”Hey, nice ass!”

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An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, “What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.”

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well… +

Kiss your ass good-bye

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What do you call a donkey with one leg ?
a wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?
a winkey wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while
breaking wind ?
a stinkey winkey wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes ?
a honkey tonkey stinkey winkey wonkey donkey !

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?
a plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey winkey wonkey donkey!!

What do you call a tiny donkey with one leg and one eye
while   breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?
A dinkey plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey winkey wonkey
donkey!!